Bookshelf

Welcome To My Bookshelf

These are some books that I have read, perused, or enjoyed in some form. I'm totally lying I hvaen't read any of these.

definitely makes the 'top five bugs im likely to hang out with' list

better than war and peace

i am love her

i really liked the part where the kid ate the mold. i'm being honest to god itss really good

probably your favorite book if you're a twink.

i dont say this in real life but mmimes are kind of cool tbh *gets shot and dies*

MUSHHHROM SMORHSJ MUSHROM SMORHOSM MORSUSHOM

IIIIIIIIII LOVVVEEEEEEEE HEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR. The only valid take on this book is mine and thats Jane Eyre is autistic and Rochester is ADHD. uh yeah its proven by sceince.

useless information turns me on.

i thimk theres a flying couch. myabe not.

dont tell me youre an 'intellectual' unless youve read this.

daily nighttime read

im obsessed with hunter gatherers eveen thought uh i think thats not the term wereve supposed to use now sorry my b

dont remember it

snakes and driving

poop

everyone is always attacking the western canon, but eventually you have to admit this is in there for a REASON.

OBSESSED. Yum. Literarlly everyone should have this book its sooooooooo fun and like girlboss and theres likek funny comics in it or somethign i cant remember. This book > everything by picasso. Guys a dick.

eh. green flag for girls, red flag for boys. i enjoyed 'the fall' more bcs of my bad taste, so check that out if youre an idiot.

i have a prediction that in 2029 they will round up eveeryone who owns a copy of this novel and execute them point blank in the Barnes and Noble parking lot

oh yeahhhh suckers. i know you guys arent ready for KEN KAUFMAN's ADVANCED BIRDING!!! exept for you connor if youre reading this im not talking to you. no im sorry. yeah i wasnt trying to be arrogant. yeah i know it was kind of rude. thank you for giving me this book. and teaching me about birds. yeah. i love you too. bye.

read have of it back when i was a precocious eleven year old. if you asked me whether ive finished it ill lie. haaha get rekd you idiot. you really think ive finished any of the books on this site?

i worshiped this book as a child/young teen cant remmemmmmennrebr whhyhhhhh *easten by slug*

everyone should be required to kiss ssimon de buvior on the mouth

mary really recapitulated with this one. exculpated. ricocheted, even.

B said: lets all sit down and breath and do nothing. and he was right.